Crime Alert: Jorge Antonio Frimpter

FBI FUGITIVE PUBLICITY

BELLIGERANT AND EXTREMLY ANNOYING Jorge Antonio Frimpter DOB: August 27, 1952 Sex: Male Height: 6' 1" Weight: 210 pounds Hair: Brown Eyes: Two Race: Aryan Pure Superrace

Jorge Antonio Frimpter THE CRIME Interstate Transportation of Chupacabras for Immoral Purposes, Being from New York, Harrassment of Slackers and Gen X'ers Jorge Antonio Frimpter is being sought in connection with the September 1983 theft of of 4 chupacabras from the Federal Chupacrabra Study Center in San Saba, TX. He intimidated security guards with his trademark sideways stare and then said "What you think is not my problem." REMARKS Occupations: Ham radio operator, tree-hugger, goat roaper, freelance computer security officer, ill-tempered gun-toting hippie vegetarian redneck. Scars or Marks: One-inch scar on right shoulder blade, mole on right shoulder blade. (not a growth, an actual pet mole called "Murray"), webbed feet, occassionally displays 3-inch horns on forehead. Complexion is dark / medium. Jorge Antonio Frimpter is believed to be in possession of a 50 BMG Derringer. Frimpter customarily wears a beard and has two blue eyes. Nationality: American (German Irish Gypsy English Chinese Descent) Place of Birth: Manhattan (and we don't mean Kansas) Alias: Wandering Holy Man, Riff-Raff #2, King George, WB5TXW, LeGaffe, George Anthony Frimpter, The Scourge of Crestview

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